- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How Long is a Chinese man.

The AIDS patient was gay

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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