Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

My mom touched my wiener : \

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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