why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Winking at old people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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