- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A black guy gets arrested...

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Where to, sir? Forward.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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