How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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69.... is a number

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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