A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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9/11.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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