whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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YOLO

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A chicken and a triceratops walk into a bar. They both immediately recognize each other and start trading anti-jokes, of which no one else in the bar understood, for they are animals, and animals cannot speak. Which brings up the question of how the triceratops and the chicken would communicate in any way that was conversely accurate to how humans would make jokes. Also adding in the fact that they are both from different eras of time, and the people wonder why a triceratops is walking around when they are in fact extinct. Turns out, the triceratops was an animatronic that gained sentience and ran off the set of Jurassic Park IV, a movie production that was not yet announced, as Steven Spielberg was still working on other movies that were more important at the time. The chicken flew in here because he heard the bar was close-by to where he worked, so he decided to drop by after a long Friday. The bartender finally walks up and asks the triceratops, "What would you like?" The triceratops then went on a rampage and killed everyone inside because he was an alcoholic and lost his family because of it, since his ex-wife would be worked to the bone trying to raise his 2 children and adopted platypus son David. He lost everything in the divorce. Why was he in a bar then? I don't know, I can't talk to dinosaurs. The chicken then befriended the triceratops, as the chicken was a secret anarchist who sought to bring down all the stores on the street, as his mother was killed there while trying to cross the street. She fell into a manhole. The chicken and the triceratops then traded usernames on League of Legends then played out that Friday teaming up and taking down Evil. How do they play League if they're animals? Because this whole story is made up and you wasted a good 2-3 minutes trying to read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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