What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A black man without problems.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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