- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me is retarded

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

A horse walked into a barn...

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's 1+1? 4.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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