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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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pussy enough said

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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