What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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hi im paul!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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