- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Your eye color is very unique.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Your mother is so fat.

The economy.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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