why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

my names jim haha

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -72

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

thumb_up thumb_down +99

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

thumb_up thumb_down +61

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +45

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

thumb_up thumb_down +35

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops