Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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hi im paul!

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Netball.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Hey, you have small hands.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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