Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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