- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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