The Morman Religion.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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