How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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