- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

An Aisian failed a test

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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