- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Justin with a hat.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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