- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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