- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Justin with a hat.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call your mom? Mom

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