What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Anti Joke

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