Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Penis chickens

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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