Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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nothing

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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