What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

silver bullet?

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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