What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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