whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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