So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Blacks

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This is not funny.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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