- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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