My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are blue Colton is gay

ecks! why zee?

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what did one computer say to the other .........

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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