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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Roses are blue Colton is gay

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

ecks! why zee?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what did one computer say to the other .........

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