- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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