What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Justin beiber..

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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