- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

your no better than a cockroach

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

womens rights.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Women's Rights

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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