- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face is kinda funny

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

And Stephen Hawking said.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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