whats a joke

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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BIG PENIS

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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angelo snyder is not ga

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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