Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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derp

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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JUST KIDDING^

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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