Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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