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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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