- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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