What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Ian's mind Elevator music

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

1+1=2

poopy is poopy

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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