what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Blacks

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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