How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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i hate black people

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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