How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Major League Soccer

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Communism hehe xd

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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