A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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