- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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