your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

You're a big fat monkey.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Sex vagina. lol.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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