- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Arrow in the Knee!

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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