Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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