Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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