Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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