- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Two planes walk into an office building

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??