- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Whose your daddy? Not me

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

destiny

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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