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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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