A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

kaite is dumb that is true

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

7+5=12

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Bags of delicious poop.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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