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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

360 NO SCOPE

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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