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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

penis haha

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Politics

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

david what a baghead

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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