- Anti Joke

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.