- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

race-car = rac-ecar

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Lindsay Lohan

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

penis haha

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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