What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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My mum is called Steve

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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