Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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LIFE :(

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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