What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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